EXTRA-LAST

• Extra-Last acquired by Idiot Toys
  Extra-Last is proud to announce it has joined the Idiot Toys blogging empire. Usernames and passwords were exchanged yesterday, followed by a ceremonial burial ritual to mark the disposal of the previous 13 months of posts and memories. Hit it with the shovel a few more times to make sure it’s dead. IN PLAIN ENGLISH: We’re moving back [...] […]
• Where did I put my glasses today?
  I was just wearing them, and now they’ve gone. They must be around here somewhere. They have thick black frames, with differing polarised prescription lenses because one of my eyes is better at seeing brightness/contrast than the other. Ah there they are. Thanks, Jessica. Pop them on my nose for me. […]
• BATTERIES: The Daily-max
  Have YOU had your Daily-max today?(TM) (r) (c) And that’s not a bad photo for an iPhone. Apple has nearly caught up with 2004 Nokia. “I thought these Daily-max AAAs were quite pretty. They came out of a set of kitchen scales (which have a groovy blue-lit top surface – probably nice for weighing drugs on). Photo [...] […]
• Gadgets with FACES #200: An LG LED Projector
  We have limped over another milestone. It’s not the greatest Gadget with FACE we’ve ever had, but it’s a searing photoshoot and the best we can muster up for GWF #200. Ideally, it, and by “it” we mean the projector, would have something to mirror the focus wheel, so it had “eyebrows” on both side of [...] […]
• Static non-powered objects with FACES #54
  Some buildings. “These were taken last year whilst on a boat on the Nile” – Brooza. No need to boast. Air travel is affordable to almost everyone these days. […]
• Static non-powered objects with FACES #45: A crying toilet
  Imagine what it has witnessed. Swaying drunks supporting their heads on the wall and weeing on their shoes. Day in, day out. You would cry too, if it happened to you. “Good day, I recently spotted this tearful slave elephant busily washing away men’s urine, pubic hair, phlegm, bogies, jizz etc., and thought of you. I’d [...] […]
• Sony Walkman range and SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE LIFESTYLE PHOTOGRAPHY!
  We don’t think it’s unreasonable to suggest the viewer is being encouraged to mentally insert a penis into the space where this MP3 player sits. Only mentally. Physically would require permission forms to be filled out and signed by her parents and frankly that’s more trouble than it’s worth. Grip it properly! Don’t be timid. We’re not [...] […]
• Guess the Function of the Thing
  Got sent this, from a man called “Andy” who is unfortunate enough to get sent things like this all the time. BUT WHAT IS IT? It’s a one of these: NEW PRODUCT OD260 Print your LOGO on the Anion massager to make it an attractive gift !! Creative design of Egg tumbler massager with joy of dance. Easy control of [...] […]
• BATTERIES: 121MB of battery photos (misc)
  From “GigerPunk”. He now sends us so much stuff we have to leave the image uploading tool running overnight. We think it’s safe to say you won’t ever see this many battery photos together on the same page again. The words he sent in with them got lost. But it’s not about the words. […]
• EMERGENCY 9.15am LG DIOS PROMOTIONAL PHOTO GALLERY UPDATE
  Is someone already calling 999 and having an ambulance sent around to LG, or shall we do it? The body paint is enough by itself. The addition of 100 de-branded tins with mysterious numbering on them is simply bewildering. Dios is the name of one of LG’s fridge ranges, so… no, that doesn’t help explain this [...] […]