EXTRA-LAST

• “The Faces Behind the Famous Hands”
  This behind-the-scenes exclusive comes courtesy of The Big Money. So they were someone else’s thumbs stuck on by computer. Case closed. […]
• Jeff Bridges, Maggie Gyllenhaal and BONUS Taraji P. Henson LG vacuum cleaner action
  LG has really pushed the boat out. The contacts book has been well and truly plundered. Please welcome the A-List of vacuum cleaner promotion. Jeff’s loving it. Looks like it’s the first time he’s ever had a go on a vacuum cleaner. He also appears to be getting a round of applause. Maggie seems to be showing [...] […]
• Jodie Foster also had a go on the LG vacuum cleaner!
  It’s the hot new Hollywood sensation! That’s convincing. Both hands, enthusiastic smile – she’s in her element. TOMORROW: Maggie Gyllenhaal and Jeff Bridges. […]
• *Jingle* Promotional Image of the Weeek
  It’s last-gen Hollywood heart-throb Matt Dillon, who seems to be willingly involving himself in some LG vacuum cleaner promotional activity. He’s trying his best to look all cool about it, but no amount of facial posing can save your dignity when there’s a pay cheque and vacuum cleaner involved. […]
• Penis-like outline spotted in space
  Man sent this in. We have to use it, as this could be the sort of lowest-common-denominator thing that gets upwards of 10 Diggs and may even make the front page of the printed-out monthy Twitter Digest. The full scientific explanation of the penile spatial anomaly can be found here. “Nothing to do with SEGA, nor [...] […]
• LG Infinia and the HORIZONTAL LIE BESIDE
  Can someone fix it so every photo LG releases automatically comes up on here? It would save an awful lot of effort. A couple of lines of code and we’d be FREE from these SHACKLES. Careful, love, this is a demo model and it’s very valuable. Don’t push it too hard, as we’d hate for it [...] […]
• Gadgets with FACES #191: Thodio A-Box bulletproof speakers
  Not only a Gadget with a FACE, but also a rare entrant in the category of Gadgets You Could Conceivably Fuck in the MOUTH. Sorry about the swear word in paragraph one. We’re assuming that only the long-term unemployed are reading this any more, so there’s no point maintaining any sort of pretence or aura of [...] […]
• Ladies’ bags with FACES #223453
  Here’s another one of these, accompanied by a touching story about a reader who maintains a SECRET LIFE as an ordinary member of society who does shockingly normal things. Really wish we’d tagged up all the previous ‘Bags with Faces’ we’ve had as there’s been loads and they’ve all been quite good. We didn’t think there [...] […]
• LG Sweet Phone and CONFECTIONERY PHOTOGRAPHY!
  Ultimate professional. She doesn’t even want to cover up any part of the sign with her fingertips. Oh, how we would love to dive into that jar and enjoy a couple of those fruity bon-bons. Not sure what that background is supposed to be. The inside of a whale? […]
• Gadgets with FACES #190: The office hole punch
  Don’t be alarmed. At first there appears to be NO FACE here, but that’s because this is an extremely specialist observation performed from a very acute angle. “Here’s something for your “Gadgets with Faces” section of the Extra-Last website: the office hole punch. Enjoy!” – Joey. Oh yes, there IS a face. We can only wonder how [...] […]