EXTRA-LAST

• Penis-like outline spotted in space
  Man sent this in. We have to use it, as this could be the sort of lowest-common-denominator thing that gets upwards of 10 Diggs and may even make the front page of the printed-out monthy Twitter Digest. The full scientific explanation of the penile spatial anomaly can be found here. “Nothing to do with SEGA, nor [...] […]
• LG Infinia and the HORIZONTAL LIE BESIDE
  Can someone fix it so every photo LG releases automatically comes up on here? It would save an awful lot of effort. A couple of lines of code and we’d be FREE from these SHACKLES. Careful, love, this is a demo model and it’s very valuable. Don’t push it too hard, as we’d hate for it [...] […]
• Gadgets with FACES #191: Thodio A-Box bulletproof speakers
  Not only a Gadget with a FACE, but also a rare entrant in the category of Gadgets You Could Conceivably Fuck in the MOUTH. Sorry about the swear word in paragraph one. We’re assuming that only the long-term unemployed are reading this any more, so there’s no point maintaining any sort of pretence or aura of [...] […]
• Ladies’ bags with FACES #223453
  Here’s another one of these, accompanied by a touching story about a reader who maintains a SECRET LIFE as an ordinary member of society who does shockingly normal things. Really wish we’d tagged up all the previous ‘Bags with Faces’ we’ve had as there’s been loads and they’ve all been quite good. We didn’t think there [...] […]
• LG Sweet Phone and CONFECTIONERY PHOTOGRAPHY!
  Ultimate professional. She doesn’t even want to cover up any part of the sign with her fingertips. Oh, how we would love to dive into that jar and enjoy a couple of those fruity bon-bons. Not sure what that background is supposed to be. The inside of a whale? […]
• Gadgets with FACES #190: The office hole punch
  Don’t be alarmed. At first there appears to be NO FACE here, but that’s because this is an extremely specialist observation performed from a very acute angle. “Here’s something for your “Gadgets with Faces” section of the Extra-Last website: the office hole punch. Enjoy!” – Joey. Oh yes, there IS a face. We can only wonder how [...] […]
• Samsung Wave and LIFESTYLE PHOTOGRAPHY!
  Seems to be aimed at the smart/casual fully-empowered businesslady market. You will shortly see a photograph illustrating WORK, followed by one illustrating GOING OUT WITH FRIENDS, then a final one for LEARNING THINGS. Because women can do all of that now, thanks to the bloody EU. We would like to repeatedly ask her what is so funny, [...] […]
• Things branded “360″ – Panasonic’s new 360 Quick Iron
  You know what annoys us the most about the modern world? That a company like Panasonic can launch a new product, spend tens and possibly even hundreds of thousands of pounds on developing and promoting it, with the end result being… …a rubbish YouTube video that’s gained 23 views three days after being uploaded. Dear Panasonic, [...] […]
• *Jingle* Promotional Image of the Weeeek
  Here’s a FedEx courier, mentally imagining himself to be the star of a cheap pornographic movie. However, she’s mentally imagining herself to be the victim on next month’s Crimewatch, which is why she’s already mentioned her husband three times in their 20-second conversation. […]
• Static non-powered objects with FACES #43: A DuoTang portfolio
  Here’s a picture of a sad face, accompanied by worrying news that one of our readers is allowed to be responsible for a child. At what point do you have to mount an internet clear-up operation, when your child becomes “self-aware” and starts using Google to see if its dad is mentioned on the internet? “My daughter’s [...] […]